Monday, May 12, 2008

The next president of the United States (or, please Hammer, don't hurt 'em)

If, as popular opinion appears to have it, our next president should be judged more on his ability to bowl (or lack thereof) than on his foreign or domestic policies, ladies and gentleman, I'm proud to introduce our next President of the United States.

Dale Davis, a 78 year-old legally blind man from Alta, Iowa known as "The Hammer" - no relation to Tom Delay or MC - bowled a perfect 300 game in a league season-ending roll-off last week. I wonder what his thoughts on immigration reform are? The Dude would be proud.

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