My car is in the shop, so I'm driving a rental today. Perhaps because they knew that I had a bag full of orange slices and a thermos of iced tap water (do kids today bring thermoses of water to sporting activities, or has Smart/Vitamin Water claimed their innocence yet?), the good folks at Enterprise hooked me up with a pimptastic Mazda5. For the uninitiated, it is a mini-van.
See below to understand where I'm at right now:
I've never felt lamer.