Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Hello, World Wide Webs

I'll keep this first post short, but just wanted to join my brother, Brosephus Flavius in patting ourselves on the back for joining a worldwide phenomenon about 2-3 years too late.

I too am bewildered by the massive sales of Grand Theft Auto, the continued media obsession with Jeremiah Wright (more on that later), and Ronaldo's love of tranny hookers who are clearly men.

I'd also like to take a moment of silence to honor the life of Albert Hoffman, the Swiss chemist who discovered LSD. Hoffman died yesterday at the ripe old age of 102, giving hope to hippies, stoners and drug enthusiasts everywhere that that a microtab of Thundercats liquid acid will extend their lives similarly. Safe journeys, Herr Hoffman, and thanks for a real good time.

-Br'er Bear

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