Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hitler had one nut

Do you remember this old day camp ditty?:
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Well, turns out this particular urban myth is true. Evidently, Shitler got injured during a battle in World War I, and got shot in the dick, or somewhere near there. He was saved by a German war doctor Johan Jambor (gee - thanks Jambor. Thanks A LOT), who in turn told his priest about the ball injury. So, even though it doesn't even come close to making up for all the horrific and terrible ways he soiled our world, I do derive a certain amount of schadenfreudic pleasure knowing that Hitler's testicle was exploded by an English bullet.

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